why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
*sighs* because the ‘pee’ is silent
no because it’s dead
There is a man dressed as captain jack sparrow walking around the train stationI wasn’t joking
The worst pirate I’ve ever heard of, catching public transport.
Ah, but you have heard of him
u know what feels really dumb
being scared of certain areas of your house
u live there
u are there all the time
but when it comes to like that one place it’s just like
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best damn spaghetti meatballs
;) yes sir.